Funny T-Shirt Slogans

Seven of the best sites for T-shirts with funny slogans. Know of another site that should be listed here? Leave your suggestion at the bottom of this page. (Related searches: T-Shirts, Biker T-Shirts, Car T-Shirts)

1. Busted Tees - Funny slogans and pictures combine for some very funny T-shirts. Favorites: “Canada, America’s hat”, “What wouldn’t Jesus do?” (with image of Jesus hang gliding), “Honestly I was never that hungry, hungry” (with picture of Hungry Hungry Hippo), “BORING” (in shape of NASCAR logo), “South Korea’s got Seoul”, “Volunteering: It doesn’t pay”, “Camping is in-tents!”, “Missouri loves company” and more. (www.bustedtees.com)

2. Funny T-Shirt Slogans at ChoiceShirts.com - Wide selection of funny T-shirt slogans with and without images, including funny birthday/old age slogans (”It took me 40 years to look this good”), personalized pregnancy/maternity T-shirts, Western (”Don’t call me a cowgirl till you see me ride”), political (George W. Bush picture and slogan “1.20.09 the end of an error”), raunchy/offensive (”My pen is huge”), golf (”I hate golf! I hate golf! Nice Shot! I Love golf!”), and many more. (www.choiceshirts.com)

3. Funny T-Shirt Slogans at fun-with-words.com - If you want to create your own funny T-shirt, you might steal a slogan or sayings from these shirts, some silly, some rude, but generally not offensive. Offers seven lists of T-shirt slogans and phrases compiled from 1999-2002. Ones we thought were funny: “What if the hokey pokey is really what it’s all about?”, “If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving isn’t for you”, “A city is a large community where people are lonesome together”, “So many men, so little point”, “Clones are people two”, “Since I gave up hope, I feel much better”, “My dog can lick anyone”, “I got this short when I turned 40. I hate this shirt”, “If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten”, “When you’re in love, it shows” (maternity/pregnancy T-shirt), “Don’t make me put my hand on my hip”, “My cat kneads me”, “I got this T-shirt for my husband. Pretty good trade, huh?”, “Where there’s a will, I want to be in it”, “Party. My crib. 2 a.m.” (baby T-shirt), “I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize”. (www.fun-with-words.com)

4. T-Shirt Hell - Whether you think these T-shirt slogans are funny or not will depend on whether rude or offensive T-shirts upset you. Slogans we’re willing to repeat include: “One person can change the world, but I’ll just change it back”, “I support single moms” (with image of a pole-dancing stripper), “It’s only binge drinking if you stop”, “Who needs drugs? No, seriously, I have drugs”, “I’m just in it for the parking” (with handicapped symbol), many more. (www.tshirthell.com)

5. Threadless - Not always funny, but when they are, they are right on. Some funny T-shirt slogans seen here (all are original designs you won’t find elsewhere, by the way): “I listen to bands that don’t even exist yet”, “Shakespeare hates your emo poems”, “gay pride” (image of group of pink lions), “You just lost our staring contest”, “It’s good to know someone’s watching my back” (on back of tee), “Ninjas and pirates agree: cowboys suck”. (www.threadless.com)

6. T Shirt Freaks - “I’m what Willis was talking about”, “You looked better on MySpace”, “Gravity keeps on bringing me down”, “Imagine this shirt wet”, “Dancing is gay” and other slogans you may find funny are here. (tshirtfreaks.com)

7. CottonGear.com - “Don’t Tase Me, Bro”, “Spooning Leads to Forking”, “Drunk Chicks Dig Me” and more funny slogans. (www.cafepress.com)